Apple's new 'If you don't have an iPhone' ad chides non-iPhone carrying slackers

If you don't have an iPhone, you should watch these new Apple ads. At least, Apple believes you should watch these ads.

The idea of all these ads is that if you don't have an iPhone, you are missing out. Posted on YouTube, as well, they say:

• If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPod in your phone. And you don't have iTunes on your phone, the world's number one music store.
• If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have the App Store, with the world's largest selection of apps.
• If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have iBooks on your phone, where a good book is just a tap away.

Of those, the first one is the most correct. The second one is true, as well, but it's not as though the Android Market doesn't have six figures worth of apps, as well, as has most of the same "essential," non-fart based apps that the App Store does.Meanwhile, the last one is a little hyperbolic. "A good book is just tap away," but only if that book is in the iBook store. That selection of e-books is far, far behind that of the Kindle store.

Still, watch the videos below, if you don't have an iPhone.